eddie | male | london
bit of a queer, really.
just a guy living in england with too many freckles and a very gay orientation. lives and breathes captain america. can be found running around the convention scene.
anyway, enjoy your time here, lovely to meet you, and ask box is always open!
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals
did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???